This is it, the grand finale of the homemade VHS boxes from 1998 series. For the other entries you can click here, here and here.
Deadly Weapons, what can one say about this movie? A lot really. If you are unfamiliar with this Doris Wishman messterpiece let me fill you in. It’s a gripping tale of a woman getting revenge on the mafia for killing her boyfriend. She accomplishes this by smothering mobsters to death with her breasts. If I’m not mistaken, I believe this movie has recently been remade as this.
The deadly weapons of the title belong to one Chesty Morgan (credited as Zsa Zsa). Chesty, besides having a stage name that never fails to make me laugh, also has what are credited as holding the record for the largest breasts ever featured in a movie. While that may or may not be true one thing is for sure and that is that they are a truly unappealing sight. The sketch on the left hand side of today’s cover is my attempt to capture the lumpy, discolored weapons Chesty wields, but honestly it doesn’t do them justice. Most of you will probably just want to take my word for it.
For those of you that need to see Chesty for yourselves, let me add that everything in this movie (people, clothes, sets, lighting, sound) is ugly. It may, in fact, be the ugliest movie ever made. This movie hates eyes, ears and you. I have often tried to duplicate the clashing colors in this flick, but like my attempt to capture the essence of Chesty, I feel I will never be able to produce something that matches the genuine article.
Back tomorrow with more stuff,